How much pineapple, honey, water, and spice do you need for a traditional Mexican tepache, and how long until it's ready? Inputs scale this tool's cooking convention (80 g/L honey, 280 g/L pineapple rinds, 24–72 h kitchen window at 18–30 °C) — not an Escalante 2008 tepache recipe. Escalante 2008 is a pulque community paper. Output is pineapple weight (g, oz), honey weight (g, oz, tbsp), water volume (mL, fl oz, cups), cinnamon stick + clove counts, F1 and F2 timing as kitchen practice. Alcohol content is not calculated.
Rinds-only — traditional, zero-waste. Eat the flesh, ferment the rinds + core. The brown spots and cut-edges carry the densest microbiota; DO NOT scrub the skin, just rinse off dirt and trim away anything spoiled. One medium pineapple (~2 kg) gives ~600 g of rinds + core.
Classic — Diana Kennedy 1986 anchor. One Mexican (or Ceylon) cinnamon stick per litre + four cloves per litre. Crack the cinnamon stick in half before adding to expose more surface; whole cloves only — ground cloves over-extract within hours.
Equipment: wide-mouth glass jar or food-grade plastic bucket with room for the liquid allowance, fruit and foam headspace; wooden or silicone spoon (never metal — acid corrodes), breathable cloth + rubber band, fine-mesh sieve, swing-top bottles for F2. Use filtered or chlorine-free water — chlorine kills the wild yeasts on the pineapple rinds.
Fermentation can produce alcohol. The honey preset, time, taste and bubbles cannot establish a batch's ABV or show that it is below 0.5%. Continued fermentation after bottling can change alcohol content and pressure.
TTB guidance for kombucha discusses testing and continued fermentation; it does not validate this tepache recipe or a non-alcoholic labeling claim. Choose a drink with verified alcohol content if avoiding alcohol is essential.